Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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