i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just want to make out with him forever
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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