i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Randomize