Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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