So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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