i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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