New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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