Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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