She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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