Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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