Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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