ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i dont even know how to be here
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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