3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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