Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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