There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I need to sanitize my soul.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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