JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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