How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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