Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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