Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
her facebook's as public as her vagina
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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