i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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