that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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