I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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