she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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