it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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