Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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