508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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