I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She needs sedatives and a leash
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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