Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Is it because I queefed?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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