I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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