Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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