D3 body, D1 cock
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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