I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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