she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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