no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I won't apologize to a one balled man
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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