what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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