he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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