I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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