Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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