We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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