During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
