am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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