ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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