At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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