Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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