I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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