I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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