I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
