she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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