How'd it feel making her break her religion?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
