whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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