yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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