R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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