I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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