Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
are you so shy because you have an std?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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