I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
her facebook's as public as her vagina
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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