she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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