Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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